im 11 and i eat weed every day fuck you

(Source: flewor)

It was the way we kissed more than once
me and bae having sex
  • bae: mmm yeah fuck me baby
  • me: put a quarter in the swear jar

vaguelyjewish:

testoster0ne:

how do woman not orgasm when inserting tampons.

like isn’t just like having sex idgi?

This sounds like a Mitt Romney diary entry.

(Source: basedyeeezus)

selfiepolice:

i feel u

or like i want to

(Source: kffj)