gymleaderkyle:

some stupid bitch: i dont want to watch american horror story because i dont like scary things

me:

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urbancatfitters:

you had me at “hello” and you lost me at “i think your friend is cute”

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the-prankster:

#YOUR MOM

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alwaysabeautifullife:

pansysky:

spookytox:

reaill:

grimfemme:

I just wanted to eat breakfast ;(

welp now we know the distinction between the two

Have….have people…not eaten shredded wheat before? The regular sized ones?

You put it in a bowl and pour milk on it (with sugar + cinnamon if you’re not some lunatic fiber satan who just wants to eat wheat strings) and let it soak a bit before breaking it up and eating bite sized portions with your spoon.

DO PEOPLE NOT KNOW THIS?!

NONE OF US KNEW THAT

Top Ramen has a cereal.

mysticaljew:

i wanna s ur d ;) ((steal your dog)) 

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teenagesoil:

I feel like I’m going to be that aunt who drinks vodka straight out of the bottle and ruins Christmas.


nephu:

this just hit me so hard

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