some stupid bitch: i dont want to watch american horror story because i dont like scary things
you had me at “hello” and you lost me at “i think your friend is cute”
I just wanted to eat breakfast ;(
welp now we know the distinction between the two
Have….have people…not eaten shredded wheat before? The regular sized ones?
You put it in a bowl and pour milk on it (with sugar + cinnamon if you’re not some lunatic fiber satan who just wants to eat wheat strings) and let it soak a bit before breaking it up and eating bite sized portions with your spoon.
DO PEOPLE NOT KNOW THIS?!
NONE OF US KNEW THAT
Top Ramen has a cereal.
I feel like I’m going to be that aunt who drinks vodka straight out of the bottle and ruins Christmas.